Your "cousin" club members here. =)
Due to the recent spate of unprecendeted [sic] events. I believe all you, our dear "cousins" and concerned members of the public, will be wondering what is happening to this extremely prestigious club.
As with every elite club, the LCCB has now faced numerous spin-off clubs. To our dear potential clients and members. Please do make sure that you check for authenticity and originality when joining any club. We cannot assure your entrance into a club as elite as ours, but we will guarantee the quality and prestige of our services once someone as distinguished as you (and us) makes it through. Despite intense competition, we can assure you of golden premium 500-star platinum-grade service that you deserve, for being the snobbish elitist bastards that you are. Don't be ashamed of yourself, it really isn't your fault. We know. We REALLY understand. Don't you believe us?? Those poor, sorry sods who can't get to our club. Sigh.
With regards to our "cousin" blog: This is all a misunderstanding. We realise our mistake in claiming to be your cousins. Sorry. We are TOTALLY not related to you. Despite the prestige and elite status the relationship confers, we decided we are not worthy of it. I mean, who can lay claim to being snobbish elitist and beautiful? AND LONELY! Only an elite few. It is truly a calling.
The situation has thus been resolved. Mr Y**, we will NOT be contacting you soon. Or at anytime, for that matter. We'll just hide in our shells, and laugh at your sorry asses. If that hasn't enlightened you yet, I would like you to click on this link.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=satire
Just a disclaimer, please look at our disclaimer post, you retard.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=retard
Just in case.
Finally, some members of the LBBC exco has expressed interest in a joint gathering between the 2 clubs sometime in the future. Unfortunately...... the exalted one seems to think otherwise.
Manpower Manager, signing out.
