The Entertainment Officer's Inaugural Report.
Monday 11 September 2006

Dearest members (which at press time refers to the ten founding ex-co members of LCCB),

Before I proceed with the report proper, may we please take 1 minute to remember family, friends and random strangers who might have lost their lives 5 years ago to a scary pathogen osamacoccus bin ladenues.

Anyway it has come to my notice that the club has recently enjoyed unprecedented attention due to the kind advertising by our affliliate site http://fmr1gene.blogspot.com. We would also like to express our condolences to our cousin LBBC, for the departure of their Honorary General Secretary. At the same time we would like to congratulate Hon Gen Sec (Hairy) Lee Zhen Jin for his phenomenal ascend to a position of (almost) unrivalled power in the ex-co. Perhaps a meeting should be in place to exchange pointers on how it is possible for me to ascend the ranks beyond the limits of the glass ceiling(It seems like due to LCCB club policy, only a female, of royal descent and of weight above 45 kg can succeed the position of President, of which I fail to do in more than 1 count).

My report shall henceforth conclude due to the lack of significant happenings within the club. We would however like to emphasise that all membership requests should be raised personally with the President. We recommend enclosing a resume listing your past experiences in having supper, and evidence of your ability to photowhore as they are indeed important pre-requisites among members.


Entertainment Officer

P/S.
Members with suggestions on entertainment might like to forward their suggestions to me via notes (folded into an airplane or otherwise) during lectures or breaks.