Home made turnip, lup cheong, eggs, bean sprouts, crushed peanuts, sweet sauce and chilli, kueh pati cups, popiah skins, thai green curry, beehoon, potato salad, alot of drinks, chips, delicious Royalty produced brownies, konnyaku jelly. Winning Eleven 7( yes, we are that ancient), 2 sets of mahjong- 1 on a round table playing without money, 1 on a proper table with people hu-ing 4 folds on every alternate turn, Crazy snap with shouts of Pink Bra, Double D cup!, triumph, g-strings. Steamboat dinner, mooncake sampling, reminiscing times long past, questions, interrogations, advice sharing. Great fun. Stay tuned for updates.
-No 6

Time for some serious updates. No pictures though, so those WITH the pictures please upload them. Where shall we begin?

Tuesday, 26 September 2006.

Attendance:

1,2,4+1,5,6,8, 10.
PLUS newly inducted members:

Serene Thain (and accompanying boyfriend Dixi)
Melissa Tay (finally a member, and without accompanying boyfriend- time to join LBBC :P)

We had dinner at Liang Seah Street, where we ate the (famous?) stewed beef noodles with ice blended drinks. After some rather dubious fortune telling by Serene and expert Guru-ish advice from the Master No. 6 later, we adjourned to the neighbouring dessert stall for Mango with Grapefruit, Sesame hu, and other yummy dessert. There was also drum classes at Bugis Junction, where Serene proofed her lack of aptitude for the drums, while Alvin impressed with his rather above-average ability at following the beats of the drum machine. An extremely high no.8, think screaming and frantically whacking at the drumset, provided much needed comic relief! The Queen of course, refused to touch the drumstick (too dirty and crass), and I declare the outing a success!

- No 6 again

Hmmm. This is inspiring stuff. Mahjong soon my dear people?

Hopefully this week (doubt it), probably next Monday k!

RSVP entertainment officer!

Dearest members of LCCB,

The long awaited club holiday that all of you applied for has finally been approved by the administration.

This is to inform you that your leave will start on 18th September 2006, from 4pm onwards till 1st October 2006 midnight.

During this period of time, go take a breather and please remember to always uphold the motto of the club.

bon appetit.

Dead or Alive

now who could have forgotten out dear friend, toad, which tried to escape the experiment despite it being already DEAD!!!

if those who happened to pon 'local anaesthetics' lecture, this is what u have missed out on. watch it!



so how are u feeling now? disgusted? or fun?

*just a reminder: YES THAT WAS A DEAD TOAD!

enjoy the weekend!
-Number 2

sorry to anyone i offended with my prev post, it was merely in defence of our honour. we understand that most of you are, in reality, friendly elitists. we wish LBBC all the best in their future endeavours. they can jio/be jio-ed, we will just jia. no worries. no need to be hostile. oh yes, congrats on your latest acquisition, the flaming hot dedrick. hehe.

yeah. make love, not war.

but be careful while ur at it.



-ks

Hello our dear friend... you know who u are.

Your "cousin" club members here. =)

Due to the recent spate of unprecendeted [sic] events. I believe all you, our dear "cousins" and concerned members of the public, will be wondering what is happening to this extremely prestigious club.

As with every elite club, the LCCB has now faced numerous spin-off clubs. To our dear potential clients and members. Please do make sure that you check for authenticity and originality when joining any club. We cannot assure your entrance into a club as elite as ours, but we will guarantee the quality and prestige of our services once someone as distinguished as you (and us) makes it through. Despite intense competition, we can assure you of golden premium 500-star platinum-grade service that you deserve, for being the snobbish elitist bastards that you are. Don't be ashamed of yourself, it really isn't your fault. We know. We REALLY understand. Don't you believe us?? Those poor, sorry sods who can't get to our club. Sigh.

With regards to our "cousin" blog: This is all a misunderstanding. We realise our mistake in claiming to be your cousins. Sorry. We are TOTALLY not related to you. Despite the prestige and elite status the relationship confers, we decided we are not worthy of it. I mean, who can lay claim to being snobbish elitist and beautiful? AND LONELY! Only an elite few. It is truly a calling.

The situation has thus been resolved. Mr Y**, we will NOT be contacting you soon. Or at anytime, for that matter. We'll just hide in our shells, and laugh at your sorry asses. If that hasn't enlightened you yet, I would like you to click on this link.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=satire

Just a disclaimer, please look at our disclaimer post, you retard.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=retard

Just in case.

Finally, some members of the LBBC exco has expressed interest in a joint gathering between the 2 clubs sometime in the future. Unfortunately...... the exalted one seems to think otherwise.

Manpower Manager, signing out.

The Entertainment Officer's Inaugural Report.
Monday 11 September 2006

Dearest members (which at press time refers to the ten founding ex-co members of LCCB),

Before I proceed with the report proper, may we please take 1 minute to remember family, friends and random strangers who might have lost their lives 5 years ago to a scary pathogen osamacoccus bin ladenues.

Anyway it has come to my notice that the club has recently enjoyed unprecedented attention due to the kind advertising by our affliliate site http://fmr1gene.blogspot.com. We would also like to express our condolences to our cousin LBBC, for the departure of their Honorary General Secretary. At the same time we would like to congratulate Hon Gen Sec (Hairy) Lee Zhen Jin for his phenomenal ascend to a position of (almost) unrivalled power in the ex-co. Perhaps a meeting should be in place to exchange pointers on how it is possible for me to ascend the ranks beyond the limits of the glass ceiling(It seems like due to LCCB club policy, only a female, of royal descent and of weight above 45 kg can succeed the position of President, of which I fail to do in more than 1 count).

My report shall henceforth conclude due to the lack of significant happenings within the club. We would however like to emphasise that all membership requests should be raised personally with the President. We recommend enclosing a resume listing your past experiences in having supper, and evidence of your ability to photowhore as they are indeed important pre-requisites among members.


Entertainment Officer

P/S.
Members with suggestions on entertainment might like to forward their suggestions to me via notes (folded into an airplane or otherwise) during lectures or breaks.

The President's Inaugural Post

Welcome one and all to the LCCB!
As mentioned in the previous post (by whom i do not know), it has come to the club's attention that many people (ahem serene ahem claire) want to join our club!

So how guys? we need to set up some club policies!
should we be oh-so-exclusive and not let any tom, dick or hair(less) join us?
or should we welcome any enthusiastic not-too-skinny-food-lover with open arms?

Secondly, there's the issue of future gatherings. For the sake of equality, I propose the following:
For every 10 outings we have, 5 will be in sgn, 2 holland/town area, 1 tp, 1 south/chinatown, and 1 in the east. Comments, no.8?

Lastly, we want to thank our cousin club LBBC for being so friendly. Yes, perhaps a joint outing is in order. liaise with no. 4 or no.6?

Yours truly, sincerely and hungrily,
Number 1

Hello ya'll! I sense more people want to join the club! Kenrick faster eat more sambal stingray! Everybody also can jia! Ask youjiang or the cleaner you felt like hugging at chompz!! okok see ya'll soon! mine is a better post, will probably not remove it too soon! ha

halo harlo harlow people!!! :) may we bring our club to greater heights!

as most of lccb members belong to a certain anat group just below the ranks of the "tan"s they felt it proper to initiate the new members into thier fun loving group. we here at lccb are a very elite elite elite club, and don't accept any old Tom, Dick or Harrys (or Hairys for that matter); we do however accept almost every other Beng, Seng, and Hengs (or Lohs, Chongs and Tans for the matter too). if you want to join us at lccb you must be too cool to want to join us, then maybe we'll let you in. if you grovel, beg and bribe us we might let you in too. if you eat very little, and are willing to share supper with us, we welcome you with open mouths.. er arms. let's initiate the freshies!

here we have no. 8! welcome no. 8, we all love you here at lccb! no.8 will hold the post as our majority representitive and help to serve the interest of the majority ethnic group in lccb. we don't really care for the minority, cuz we dun have any (as of yet, but you are all welcome!) lolx.


a big applause for our no. 7! no.7 is our new intelligence officer. i'd rather not comment on that at all.. keke.. welcome no.7!


everybody loves no. 10! he completes the finger poses with ALL ten fingers, instead of just stopping at 9. after all humans have a total of 10 fingers, not 9. why some groups would stop at 9 for the finger photo poses is just a concept which no. 10 cannot grasp.

of course in every other shot is our beloved no. 6! you are like soooooooooooooooooo photo-whored.. when is your photo collage coming up?

hooray! we, like, finally had our first club outing at Chomp Chomp Food Centre last night. we would, like, really have liked to go to a more cool chill-out place like Giraffe or the sorts but... nvm. i guess the heartlands would, like, serve as the best meeting place for all of us. and where better a heartland than, like, SERANGOON.

we had, like, so much fun. it was, like, Oh. My. Gawd. we so love hanging around each other and taking AC random photos of ourselves. :) oh and we do actually eat when we go to these makan places. i have, like, a gazillion photos of our outing last night. will upload them as soon as i can peepz! have to, like, set up my 3rd flicker account first tho.. the first two are full of our photos already and evil flicker banned me.. :(


yeah more fotos! i absolutely love taking photos and posing for them! almost as much as i love hanging out with you guys. lccb rawks! we all rawk peepz! and i'm, like, so so BORED now.. really miss you guys.. let's have another outing real soon (even tho we just had one and i see you guys in school every day), cuz i absolutely miss all of you. *muackz*

lccb and bestest best frenz 4ever! hooray!

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